What did you have to go telling people crazy stuff like that for. It comes with the territory. The jape plays upon the theme of family confidences unwittingly revealed to a wider audience. Although i agree it's intimidating, she can spin really fast, I'd puke after 3 turns. No thoughts about politics, social justice, or religion. She's wearing a shirt that she probably had to make on a field trip, but now it's time to be sexy.
Exceedingly nonsensical or common thoughts will be removed at the discretion of the moderation team, as will thoughts that are poorly written, overly vulgar, or obscene. I am stupid and do not get the joke, if there is one.
Shovel-Selling Pole Dancer
I woke up the next day with the biggest fucking bruises I've ever seen on my body in my life but my thought was immediately 'how the fuck did I do that with TIGHTS on?? Every stripper pole I've personally encountered was stationary. It's time to show everyone they were wrong and that she IS worth something and can be just like every body else. You just crushed my soul man and coincidentally my respect for strippers. This is probably the most popular one of and the one that really sticks out in my mind for many reasons. Cried like when I was 8.